Monday, November 14, 2016
Thoughts of a Reforming Fat Girl
Thoughts of a Reforming Fat Girl
Situation: In Rallys drive-through picking up lunch for Bryan.
Clerk: Would you like to try our new Brownie batter milkshake?
Megans Brain: Yes.
Megan: No, thank you.
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Situation: At Applebees for a bridesmaid meet and greet.
Waitress: Do you want fries with that?
Megans brain: Yes.
Megan: No, can I get a side salad?
(At the end of the meal.)
Waitress: Any room for dessert?
Megans brain: Yes.
Megan: No, Im stuffed! Thanks.
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Situation: While on a walk with my family an ice cream truck drives by.
Bryan: Want an ice cream, babe?
Megans Brain: Yes.
Megan: Heck no. Ive gotta lose weight!
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Situation: At Port of Subs grabbing sandwiches.
Employee: What size would you like? Small, Medium or Large?
Megans Brain: Medium.
Megan: Small... on wheat please.
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Situation: Driving by Java Heaven.
Megans Brain: Ooooh, maybe I should stop and get a coffee.
Megans Brain: NO.
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Situation: Picking up Shepherd from Ricks (father in laws) house.
Rick: Want something to drink?
Megans Brain: Dr. Pepper.
Megan: Water would be great!
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Situation: Coworker brings in cookies.
Coworker: Hey Megan! I brought cookies. Want one?
Megans Brain: YES!!!!!!!
Megan: Aww, that is so nice of you but no. I cant! Thank you!
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Its a sad life I lead.
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